All is vanity

Hey man, I was at Chase Pitkins and everything was like 40 percent off! What is going on? Are they closing or something? yes they are, and we get all there employee's. That means less hours and a second job!

I did not attend school today, I was feeling odd, but I did sleep alot and go to work. Work was quick, then bought some birthday presents, then went to Dunkin Donuts, where were my friends at Dunkin Donuts.? At Dunkin Donuts we bought Donuts, I ate three, I could of ate more, Im so fat, Im so greedy, Im so American. Picked up brother and Herfords from the Dows, wonderful Dows, they dont have any street lights, very dark, I think there are forest monkeys in there back yard, no lie. Went home and was lazy some more, I think I washed some laundry, I think I typed synthetic words on a aesthetic computer, I think, the computer isent so aesthetic as I wish it was. I wished for words, I wished for the stars today, I wish things would go my way! I thought of folley and dismay while thinking of how words can play and play until they break becuase no one can live forever. I am only writing for competition, no im writing for contemplation, no im writing for the sake of writing. I have an essay I should be writing, did I mention im lazy? I had like two extra days and I am not writing this essay! Goodness gracious im not writing this essay. No way. Unless i decide to do it now, stay up awefully late, maybe I will do that, becuase I dont have to work tomorow. I can sleep tomorow. Sleep, who needs sleep. Sleep is for the sluggard. Sometimes im a sluggard, but then I drink coffee and everything is alright. I think im going bald, I touched my hair, which I rarely do, and all this hair flew down onto my black black T-shirt, now its black with these decrotive hairs everywhere. Do people really bald? How insecure. How selfish.


So I wanted to ramble, I never really do that. Its all meaningless and might as well b someone one else writing them they are so far from the truth.

peace cheeseballs

oh, cheeseballs, I wont use that word again. Promise.


I hate cheese.

This is love

No, there is no such thing as love...or maybe I just won’t talk about those things. Im going to start blogging now, on a serious note. No really, you don’t believe me? You think im horrible at commitment?? You don’t have confidence in me??? You’re probably right, talk is cheap. Haha

I don’t have anything to say here, I don’t like to vent to this blog. Who knows who could be reading, some weird people. But im weird, I like weird people too. So im indifferent. I will leave with some things I learned yesterday.

• Drinking coffee actually makes you more tired. Coffee makes it harder for you to enter a deep sleep and causes you to wake up a little more tired then before. In the morning you drink some coffee too wake you up and it turns into some vicious cycle.
• Caffeine is an addictive drug; scientists compare its characteristics to cocaine and heroin.
• On those certain days I will drink about 6 cups of coffee. (more about all this)

So its late, im done "venting" haha

One thing I want you all to do after you read this is drink a cup of coffee and go listen to Yo-Yo Ma. Ok? Alright? Can you do that for me? Great. Get your life together... I entertain myself so well man, dang.