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Sunday, April 23, 2006

Bottles

The listerine bottle said to the rubbing alcohol,

"I hate when people gargle me"

The rubbing alcohol bottle said,

"I here that, I heeeeree that."

The listerine bottle said to the rubbing alcohol bottle,

"Cant a bottle get some respect?"

The rubbing alcohol bottle said

"I sure here that."


The rubbing alcohol bottle was deaf.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

this story makes no sense. its ridiculous